By the way, what is that guy doing with his hands? Miming a grenade-pin pull? Making the penis-in-vagina sign? I don't know.
I read about "juggalo furries" online, but sadly I had been unable to find any actual photo or video footage of this supposedly huge sub-culture. Here we see one in the flesh! A full feature on juggalo furries will be coming soon...
Also, on the same site are some written first-hand accounts of Gathering Of The Juggalos experiences from 2003-05. There's some pretty funny stuff. For example...
To anyone who has been to a Gathering at the Crystal Forest, you know to move when you hear him coming. Sometimes he has a light and sometimes he doesn't...! He'll catch you in the worst possible spots and in the most compromising of positions! We're talking about none other than Shaggy 2 Dope, and we're here to admit that we got Shagged while we were out in the woods. We know we are not alone. We heard stories. On one occassion, we had to take a tree, but he still nailed us hard with about 50 gallons of rooster-tailed mud. We learned fast to find a distant corner when we heard the buzzzzz of his golf cart approaching through the night. On Sunday night, we met a Juggalo who had REALLY been Shagged! He decided, after much self-debate, that he would brave the nasty port-a-potties to take a dump. He said he was sitting, not much enjoying the atmosphere, when he heard the growing buzzz of a golf cart. The golf cart hit the port-a-potty he was sitting in, then raced away into the night, leaving familiar evil laughter ringing through the air.
Last year, he was just a legend. This year, we managed to locate the famous Tent Boy! He looked like he was having a most excellent time, and we again heard stories about how he used his tent to sneak up and freak people out. Props to you, Tent Boy! We appreciate your sense of style!
I think I really like this Tent Boy character. I need some video footage.
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