New Gory Pussy track + Gnostic Galactivation Of Juggaloes

Sorry it's been so long, Jugg fans.  To be honest, my fascination with juggalos has diminished.  Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.  But here are two noteworthies:

A new track by my favorite juggalette, Gory Pussy.  This one is even more disgusting than the last.



And a pretty funny article - http://cargocollective.com/datachurch/The-Gnostic-Galactivation-of-the-Juggalos#The-Gnostic-Galactivation-of-the-Juggalos

Hatchet Herald Update & More

Today Insane Clown Posse's label, Psychopathic Records, released the latest edition of their newsletter, the Hatchet Herald and it has some pretty entertaining stuff in it.

First off, they address all the poop-talk surrounding ICP's "Miracles" video I featured in the last update. I must say they do a pretty good job of defending themselves.

I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.

Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J

The Happy Clown Serial Killer

I don't know what "MMFCLJ" stands for but I would like to know. Of course MMFWCL means "much motherfucking wicked clown love" but i'm not sure about this one. Whoever tells me the correct answer wins a free date with Shaggy 2 Dope.

Actually I just searched for "MMFCLJ" on Google and it brought me to this juggalo documentary video. This is some ultra-real, ultra-raw juggalo footage.

Back to the Hatchet Herald... They also announced the upcoming DVD release and "theatrical tour" of ICP's new full-length film, Big Money Rustlas, including a link to the new promotional web site. As of now, the site is still under construction but it does include a preview of the movie. Honestly, I've been trying to watch the first ICP movie, Big Money Hustlas, and I haven't been able to stand sitting through it. Sorry juggalos, but the movie is terrible in a painful way. However, the preview for the new flick makes it look significantly more tolerable.

Till next time... MMFCLJ!!!

Gory Pussy & More

It's been far too long since I've updated this baby, but it recently came to my attention that people have actually subscribed to this blog, so apparently somebody actually cares about it. So in that case, please allow me to catch you up on some funny juggalo videos that you may have missed, as well as introduce you to a truly amazing juggalette rapper.

First off, a pretty good spoof. It's true that they are making fun of Insane Clown Posse and juggalos, but you can't deny it, my ninjas: it's hilarious.

Next, the riveting new ICP video, "Miracles".


"Miracles" immediately caught a shitstorm of internet mockery, including the following SNL skit, which (sorry again, juggalos) is very funny.


Finally, I found a juggalette MC that I actually really enjoy. Hailing from "Dumpsterville, Oregon" and going by the pseudonym, Gory Pussy, she only appears to have one track (and a couple remixes) at this point, but it's extremely well-produced, hilarious, and definitely worth checking out. Also of note, her MySpace page includes a pretty stellar remix of her track by nerdcore MC and producer, Rappy McRapperson. Out of all the juggalo-related music I've heard I would definitely pick Gory Pussy as one artist to keep an eye on, as she seems to have some real brains and talent hidden behind the sex and violence lyrics.

Coming in the future to Juggalo Fetish, juggalo furries, juggalo porn, juggalo art, juggalo romance, and more!

Juggalo Fetish is seeking writing contributors. If interested please e-mail juggalofetish@gmail.com

Juggalos and Religion (Pt. 2 of 2)

"In 200 years there will be more Juggalos than Jews, you wait and see. They'll be like Mormons, and their incomprehensible Gospel will win converts among the young and dispossessed."
- js (honestengine)

Today we continue our exploration, from last time, into juggalos and religion.

"We specialize in custom "Juggalo style" weddings, baptisms, commitment ceremonies, baby naming ceremonies, Dark Carnival blessings, and funerals. We now have two Juggalo Ministers in our force, ready to take on anything asked of us."
- United Juggalo Fellowship

JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ . . .

Violent J has Jesus tattooed on his inner right forearm, look it up if you don't believe me . . .

. . . If you want to follow satan and lose your soul, go for it, that's your right, but I can guarantee you that the guys from Psychopathic Records believe in God and follow him . . .

. . . These guys know about our site, We won a Hell's Pit promotional contest back in '04. We won 10 tickets to Hallowicked. They have had nothing bad to say to us yet.

So email them and ask if they worship Satan and see if they say yes . . .

. . . JuggaloFaith.com does not endorse or support any type of violent or Illegal behavior, we do not support any kind of violence, we are a Christian ministry; we follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and believe he would not approve of harming anyone for any reason, including their sexual orientation....

If you want counseling on how to except Jesus by saying the sinner's prayer, email us at Juggalofamily@Juggalofaith.com with "I want to be saved" in the message line and we will talk you through it.

Remember nothing is too big for God to forgive and if you truly mean it in your heart he will forgive you for your sins and you will be saved.

God bless and Keep your Hatchets High Ninjas!
- Rev.B-Lotus

Listen to the lyrics in the video above. To me, it sounds like ICP, Twiztid, Esham and ABK (Anybody Killa) are directly addressing their cult status, spiritual leadership, and how it relates to contemporary society. Of all the Psychopathic Records music that I've perused so far this song is definitely one of the most interesting ones for me. Plus the video is super neat. And check out ABK's sweet lisp!

In a private e-mail conversation I had with Dustin De Rosier (of the mesmerizing and hilarious Juggalog) we briefly discussed juggalos and religion. Dustin remarked that after spending over two months on the road with ICP...

I finally came to the conclusion that ICP doesn't believe in god, ICP believe that they are god.

Hinteresting! I will be focusing on Dustin and the Juggalog in depth in my next post.

"We have enough clown love to put this world to hell."
- ❤Smokey's Babii Gurl❤

Juggalos and Religion (Pt. 1 of 2)

It appears that juggalo culture has permeated just about everywhere. Over the next weeks we'll show you just how far reaching it is. But from my internet perusals I've found one overwhelmingly juggalo-saturated area in particular: religion.

Oh, by the way, I am proud to say that I made the above image, which I dub "Jesus 2 Dope".

I found this quoted on a message board:

10:15–10:30 am

What Is a Juggalo: A Function Alternative to Religion

Ashley R. Davis (Mark Rubinfeld),
Westminster College

Oral Session A3, Converse B18

This senior thesis discusses the identity and faith of Juggalos, who are the followers of a
 band called Insane Clown Posse. Providing an overview of Insane Clown Posse, I will look 
at how a Juggalo’s way of life and belief system has many similarities to that of alternative
 religions through their community bond. I intend to discuss the phenomenon of the 
Juggalo in order to educate readers about the life of a Juggalo, the community that is 
created by them, and to discuss the importance of this particular group of contemporary 
youth and the social movement they have created for themselves. This will entail looking
 at theories of Gemeinschaft, Sense of Community theory, and alternative religions. To
 collect the information, I will be combining ethnographic research and secondary analysis. 
What I expect to find is a relationship between Juggalo identity and faith as it pertains to 
their sense of community and how it could be argued that they have formed their own
 alternative religion. Finally, I anticipate explaining why the Juggalo community shouldn’t 
be referenced in a negative way.

I would be curious to see evidence of juggalos of Muslim, Buddhist or other faiths but I haven't found much so far. I did find this on a message board:

Me and my bud . . . have this vision of the Carnival. I'm a Christian so i can relate the Carnival to Christianity . . . He's not a Christian. His religous views are the Carnival. He believes in God . . . then you have Muslim Juggalos, they can relate the Dark Carnival faith to the Islamic faith, and ironically, worship the same God as Christians and Jews because they all link back to the God of Abraham in each religion. different ways to worship the same God outside the Carnival.

And this next quote is from a woman who identifies as a Romanian Gypsy juggalo.

My Clan believes in a realm known as the nomadic bizarre. This belief dates back to times of Christ. The belief in the nomadic bizarre: In between Shangri-La and The Netherviod , there exists many other realms. Some being good and light, some being dark or wicked. In between those other realms in a travailing freak show or nomadic bizarre. This bizarre is a collaboration of dead souls who travel the realms to bring only what you have brought apon yourself. (( This is all because of you!)) The souls selected are of people who never fit in with regular society, therefore in death they find completion within a family of freaks. A place where all are excepted and welcome to the bizarre travailing show. What juggalo’s believe is very similar to this Armenia belief. So similar I can find little to contradict said statement in comparison.

You can read a first-hand account of Violent J's Dark Carnival mythology (which he claims to have came upon in a dream) in his autobiography, ICP: Behind The Paint, and also on the ICP web site, here.

Jeez, this keeps getting deeper... Juggalos and Religion to be continued next time.

Interview With A Juggalette

While I was going through the Derek Erdman site (from my previous post) I came across an interview that he did as a follow-up piece to his video and photo documentary. I'm quoting some choice bits below, but if you want to see it in its entirety go here.

What is your name and age?

Nicole aka Per0xide Chiild and im legal (:

It seems to be that Juggalos couldn't care less about the people that criticize them. Would you agree with this?

Definitly and i can tell you why. Because everyone that aint down iznt SHIT to us. if you disrecpect us or think low of us because were different than you than thatz your problem. The world is just ridiculous and alwayz gota have a problem with someone else for sum reason. well check nutz bitch because what we have is never gona die neva gona fade and there PISSED because they know that. We feed off the hate so bring it cause we'd love to split ya wiggg

I've become aware that there's a video of you on YouTube smoking a bowl in a car listening to Cypress Hill. Are you at all worried that your parents or employers will see this video?

hahaha i forgot about that! Hell no though i smoke alot of weed and am very proud to be a stoner!

Do you drink Faygo all of the time, or just at the Gathering?

I drink faygo every chance i get to tazte that sugaryyy go0odnezz! and i love gettin faygo showerz at any time.

Gathering Of The Juggalos 2009 Photos & Video Footage

What began my juggalo intrigue was this 15-minute long infomercial for the 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos (below).



Oh man - I just found a SNL skit spoofing the above video...


A little bit later I came across this awesome collection of photos and video footage, linked courtesy of Derek Erdman.








There are a ton more gorgeous Gathering photos on Derek's site. I highly recommend checking them all out.

So after seeing all Derek's sweet footage I was hooked and wanted more. After a mostly disappointing hunt through YouTube I found a real gem: a full-length documentary of the 2009 Gathering called A Family Underground. I highly recommend that you acquire this video. If you search a bit you can illegally download it for free, or purchase the DVD here. (Preview below.)