Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Juggalos and Religion (Pt. 2 of 2)

"In 200 years there will be more Juggalos than Jews, you wait and see. They'll be like Mormons, and their incomprehensible Gospel will win converts among the young and dispossessed."
- js (honestengine)
Today we continue our exploration, from last time, into juggalos and religion.

"We specialize in custom "Juggalo style" weddings, baptisms, commitment ceremonies, baby naming ceremonies, Dark Carnival blessings, and funerals. We now have two Juggalo Ministers in our force, ready to take on anything asked of us."
- United Juggalo Fellowship
JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ . . .

Violent J has Jesus tattooed on his inner right forearm, look it up if you don't believe me . . .

. . . If you want to follow satan and lose your soul, go for it, that's your right, but I can guarantee you that the guys from Psychopathic Records believe in God and follow him . . .

. . . These guys know about our site, We won a Hell's Pit promotional contest back in '04. We won 10 tickets to Hallowicked. They have had nothing bad to say to us yet.

So email them and ask if they worship Satan and see if they say yes . . .

. . . JuggaloFaith.com does not endorse or support any type of violent or Illegal behavior, we do not support any kind of violence, we are a Christian ministry; we follow the teachings of Jesus Christ and believe he would not approve of harming anyone for any reason, including their sexual orientation....

If you want counseling on how to except Jesus by saying the sinner's prayer, email us at Juggalofamily@Juggalofaith.com with "I want to be saved" in the message line and we will talk you through it.

Remember nothing is too big for God to forgive and if you truly mean it in your heart he will forgive you for your sins and you will be saved.

God bless and Keep your Hatchets High Ninjas!
- Rev.B-Lotus

Listen to the lyrics in the video above. To me, it sounds like ICP, Twiztid, Esham and ABK (Anybody Killa) are directly addressing their cult status, spiritual leadership, and how it relates to contemporary society. Of all the Psychopathic Records music that I've perused so far this song is definitely one of the most interesting ones for me. Plus the video is super neat. And check out ABK's sweet lisp!

In a private e-mail conversation I had with Dustin De Rosier (of the mesmerizing and hilarious Juggalog) we briefly discussed juggalos and religion. Dustin remarked that after spending over two months on the road with ICP...
I finally came to the conclusion that ICP doesn't believe in god, ICP believe that they are god.
Hinteresting! I will be focusing on Dustin and the Juggalog in depth in my next post.
"We have enough clown love to put this world to hell."
- ❤Smokey's Babii Gurl❤

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